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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

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