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Kanshaku tamanage Kantarō no Tōkaidō Gojūsan-tsugi is an action-adventure game developed and published by Sunsoft for the Famicom. The game was released in Japan on July 3, 1986 and has been re-released for several other platforms in video game compilations.

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