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{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?","punchline":"So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.","id":359}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the left eye say to the right eye?","punchline":"Between us, something smells!","id":176}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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